ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via braydaaan)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via poptartragedy)

popeyasir:

if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles

(via forward)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via orgasm)

sleepinqbye:

dinosaur nuggets or go home

(via americunteagle)

Timestamp: 1396827024

shordibynature:

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

(Source: barkout, via g-iggle)

Timestamp: 1396823155